Hillary Clinton is denying rumors that she will replace Joe Biden as the Vice President in 2012. It's fun to have a Clinton denying stuff again.

The Miss Universe contestants are judged by poise, beauty, and how well they can walk in high heels. It’s the same way Republicans pick vice presidential candidates.

Tonight is the premiere of the new season of “Jersey Shore.” So apparently, the containment cap did not work.

Top Ten Surprises At Chelsea Clinton's Wedding

10. Rehearsal dinner held at the Rhinebeck Denny's
9. Al Gore kept asking bridesmaids for massage
8. Cash gifts went to pay Hillary's campaign debt
7. Due to double booking, reception shared space with Benjy Rosenthal Bar Mitzvah
6. Snooki punched the DJ
5. Minister and rabbi told hilarious story about the time they walked into a bar
4. Roger Clinton was working as the bartender
3. Ceremony was so expensive, President Obama offered a government bailout — We'll be right back with jaywalking, folks!
2. Madeleine Albright can open a Heineken bottle with her thighs
1. Bill Clinton is still at the bachelor party

Chelsea Clinton is getting married this weekend. I don’t know how this happened, but she’s marrying Levi Johnston.

A lot of security at the wedding, a huge security detail, and that’s just to keep Bill from the bridesmaids.

Lindsay Lohan gets out of prison this week. Lock your doors, America. Los Angeles has already hired 300 additional bartenders.

Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word — you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.

Top Ten Mel Gibson Excuses

10. "It was the vodka talking"
9. "Driven insane by World Cup vuvuzelas"
8. "Ate some bad kangaroo meat"
7. "Believe me, the remarks were much less offensive in their original Aramaic"
6. "Hey any publicity's good publicity, right? Hello? Anyone?"
5. "Normally I drink decaf"
4. "Uh, wrong number?"
3. "It was the great Frank Caliendo — that guy can imitate anyone!"
2. "Thought she was one of them Russian spies"
1. "Wanted to show the Jews I'm an equal-opportunity offender"

You know what is in the theaters right now is another movie in the 'Twilight' saga. Everybody has got 'Twilight' fever. Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, was in a helicopter, shooting werewolves.

Ladies and gentlemen, news from the world of broadcasting. Larry King has announced his retirement. He says he wants to spend more time with his wives.

But, seriously, Larry has really been trying to slow down, of course, since his recent death.

Larry's absence creates a void. As a matter of fact, his presence creates a void.

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