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New York is facing an infestation of disgusting and impossible-to-kill pests. That’s right, the cast of “Jersey Shore” is in town.

Craig Ferguson, August 31, 2010

category: comedy | comment | added 42 hours ago

Tiger Woods just bought an apartment in Manhattan. What better place to practice golf and resist the temptations of single life?

Craig Ferguson, August 31, 2010

category: comedy | comment | added 42 hours ago

Secret 0.361929. Know thyself, but officially disavow the relationship.

John Alejandro King, August 27, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 6 days ago

It makes perfect sense that the CIA would have tried selling cocaine in the late 1980's, since by that time everybody was buying weed.

John Alejandro King, August 26, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 6 days ago

If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room.

John Alejandro King, August 26, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 6 days ago

Secret 2.23.94. In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there's even less.

John Alejandro King, August 24, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 6 days ago

The Miss Universe contestants are judged by poise, beauty, and how well they can walk in high heels. It’s the same way Republicans pick vice presidential candidates.

David Letterman, August 23, 2010

category: comedy | comment | added 42 hours ago

There's nothing wrong with the CIA that can't be fixed by what's even more wrong with the CIA.

John Alejandro King, August 23, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 6 days ago

Early to bed, early to rise, makes for ineffectual spies.

John Alejandro King, August 20, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 14 days ago

If brevity is the soul of wit, why does it have more syllables?

John Alejandro King, August 19, 2010

category: humor | comment | added 14 days ago

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