A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
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I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
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I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number. So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way. Old people would have 800 numbers.
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My girlfriend's father died of throat trouble. They hung him. He used to work in a bank. But no matter how much the boss likes you, if you work in a bank you can't bring home samples.
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My hair is my own. I paid for it. I own it.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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The fancier a car is named, the more gas it is burning.
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Their cause I plead,--plead it in heart and mind; A fellow-feeling makes one wondrous kind.
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Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
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