A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloon; The kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou.
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Be England what she will, With all her faults she is my country still.
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My wife told me of a book about finding the G spot. I went to a bookstore. I couldn't even find the book ... My wife bought it for me. There were no pictures, maps, or diagrams. It just said it was about two-thirds of the way in. Great. Compared to who?
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Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice.
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So you don't know everything ... so what? It just gives you more reason to increase your knowledge ... who wants to know everything anyways? Life would be pretty dull if you knew everything.
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There is no such thing as a "self-made" man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and our thoughts, as well as our success.
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The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
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Think before you think!
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You make men love their government and their country by giving them the kind of government and the kind of country that inspire respect and love: a country that is free and unafraid, that lets the discontented talk in order to learn the causes of their discontent and end those causes.
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