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#1 score: 0.991

Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

category: humor | comment

#2 score: 0.223

Be cheerful while you are alive.

Phathotep (24th Century B.C.)

category: philosophy | comment

#3 score: 0.101

A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?"
The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right."

The Zen of Programming

category: computers | comment

#4 score: 0.015

The Moscow McDonald's has lines two and a half hours long. That's fast food in Russia. But everyone loves McDonald's there. A man came out of McDonald's, he took the wrapper off his hamburger and he said, "They not only give you food--but free toilet paper with it!"

Yakov Smirnoff

category: comedy | comment