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I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book. Or a friend who's read one.

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#1 score: 0.991

Jack Handey Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.

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#2 score: 0.223

Be cheerful while you are alive.
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#3 score: 0.101

A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?"
The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right."
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#4 score: 0.015

The Moscow McDonald's has lines two and a half hours long. That's fast food in Russia. But everyone loves McDonald's there. A man came out of McDonald's, he took the wrapper off his hamburger and he said, "They not only give you food--but free toilet paper with it!"
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