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John Alejandro King The source is the method, and the method is the source.

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John Alejandro King US Intelligence Community pick-up line of the week: "So what don't *you* do?"

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John Alejandro King Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for height, quantity, or force per square meter?

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John Alejandro King May your hopes never be dashed, but rather comma-delimited.

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John Alejandro King Secret 4081217. If you don't stand for something, you can't fall for anything.

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John Alejandro King Secret 0.761. If it can be prepared for, it isn't the worst.

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John Alejandro King As long as there's an i in 'deity,' I really don't care how you spell 'team.'

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John Alejandro King Whoever said "The careful application of terror is also a form of communication," was completing a chiasmus.

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John Alejandro King When the people demand the truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that those in power are being untruthful?

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John Alejandro King WWCIAD?

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John Alejandro King Let your conscience be your slide.

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John Alejandro King Falling down doesn't make you a failure, being a failure makes you fall down.

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John Alejandro King Science is not an exact science.

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John Alejandro King Secret 18.291.906. If it's worth dying for, it's worth whying for.

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John Alejandro King Remember, every motherf***er is some f***ermother's child.

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John Alejandro King It's not whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game.

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John Alejandro King An important benefit of miniaturization in computer technology is that even people with limited physical strength can now throw a computer out a window.

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John Alejandro King The on-ramp to heaven is paved with morally ambiguous intentions.

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