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Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw
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#1 score: 1.475

Michael Savage What will it take to wake you up to the fact that you are being erased from the future of America? And why are you being erased? If you're a person of European descent, why do they want your child to be a minority in America? And when your little girl is a minority in America, what will happen to her? Tell me what will happen to her? Do you think that the minorities, when they take over the country, will be quite as benevolent and as enlightened as the European-Americans are today? Or do you sense that just perhaps, just maybe, they will not bring the learnings of the Magna Carta, the Bill of Rights, to their new power?

category: politics | comment | added 26 months ago





#2 score: 1.455

It had to be said: the world is perishing from an orgy of self-sacrifice.
category: literature (modern) | comment





#3 score: 1.381

H. P. Lovecraft [I would] hate to see aeroplanes come into common commercial use, since they merely add to the useless speeding up of an already overspeeded life.

category: scifi/fantasy/horror | comment





#4 score: 1.372

Oliver Wendell Holmes No generalization is worth a damn...including this one.

category: poetry | comment





#5 score: 1.361

Michael Savage The White male is like the stingray: You keep hunting him down, you're going to wind up with a barb in your chest. They haven't seen the White male. They don't understand the White male dropped two atomic bombs on Japan. They don't remember what the White male is capable of because he's been awfully subdued for a long period of time. But if push comes to shove, I can guarantee you all the turbanned folks are going to find out all over again just how vicious the White male can really be. They keep provoking this nation, they're going to wind up with a mushroom cloud over their country.

category: politics | comment | added 26 months ago





#6 score: 1.343

You who've lost the concept of a right, you who swing in impotent evasiveness between the claim that rights are a gift of God, a supernatural gift to be taken on faith, or the claim that rights are a gift of society, to be broken at its arbitrary whim -- the source of man's rights is not divine law or congressional law, but the law of identity. A is A -- and Man is Man. Rights are conditions of existence required by man's nature for his proper survival.If man is to live on earth, it is right for him to use his mind, it is right to act on his own free judgment, it is right to work for his values and to keep the product of his work. If life on earth is his purpose, he has a right to live as a rational being: nature forbids him the irrational. Any group, any gang, any nation that attempts to negate man's rights, is wrong, which means: is evil, which means: is anti-life.
category: literature (modern) | comment





#7 score: 1.343

We are on strike. Why should this seem so startling? There is only one kind of men who have never been on strike in human history. Every other kind and class have stopped, when they so wished, and have presented demands to the world, claiming to be indispensable -- except the men who have carried the world on their shoulders, have kept it alive, have endured torture as sole payment, but have never walked out on the human race. Well, their turn has come. Let the world discover who they are, what they do, and what happens when they refuse to function. This is the strike of the men of the mind, Miss Taggart, this is the mind on strike.
category: literature (modern) | comment





#8 score: 1.340

Edsger W. Dijkstra Computer Science is not about computers, any more than astronomy is about telescopes.

category: computers | comment





#9 score: 1.331

Henry Ford Sr. You cannot build a reputation on what you are going to do.

category: business/economics | comment





#10 score: 1.331

Henry Ford Sr. Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.

category: business/economics | comment





#11 score: 1.307

I swear -- by my life and my love for it -- that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
category: literature (modern) | comment





#12 score: 1.292

A lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one's reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one's master, condemned from then on to faking the sort of reality that person's view requires to be faked ... The man who lies to the world is the world's slave from then on.
category: literature (modern) | comment





#13 score: 1.156

A fool and his money are soon parted. What I want to know is how they got together in the first place.
category: comedy | comment





#14 score: 0.992

Jack Handey Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.

category: humor | comment





#15 score: 0.974

Jack Handey Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.

category: humor | comment





#16 score: 0.970

Eleanor Roosevelt Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.

category: activism | comment





#17 score: 0.969

Alexander Pope And for our country 't is a bliss to die.

category: poetry | comment





#18 score: 0.961

A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat." And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off. She took the cat to a Baptist church on the edge of town, and told the preacher she couldn't find nobody to hold a service for her dead cat. And the man talked to her bad. "How dare you think that we bury cats?" She said, "Well, I'm frustrated and I'm prepared to give two thousand dollars to whoever gives a service for my cat." And the preacher said, "Lady, why didn't you tell me your cat was a Baptist?"
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#19 score: 0.954

Jack Handey As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable---until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

category: humor | comment





#20 score: 0.947

Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have one answer.
category: computers | comment





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