A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
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Always live in the ugliest house on the street--then you don't have to look at it.
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Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it.
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Dear Lord, observe this bended knee This visage meek and humble, And hear this confidential plea Voiced in reverent mumble: Give me Shylock, give me Fagin But O God spare me Ronald Reagan!
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Excellence is never granted to man, but as the reward of labor. It argues, indeed, no small strength of mind to persevere in the habits of industry, without the pleasure of perceiving those advantages which, like the hands of a clock, whilst they make hourly approaches to their point, yet proceed so slowly as to escape observation.
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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.
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Nature is usually wrong.
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The intensity of anxiety when you tell a lie is nothing compared to the relief when you find out it is believed.
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With an apple I will astonish paris.
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