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Each person has the right to take the subway.

Carlos Eduardo Novaes

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John Alejandro King

Secret 0.761. If it can be prepared for, it isn't the worst.

John Alejandro King, January 20, 2012

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John Alejandro King

As long as there's an i in 'deity,' I really don't care how you spell 'team.'

John Alejandro King, January 19, 2012

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John Alejandro King

Whoever said "The careful application of terror is also a form of communication," was completing a chiasmus.

John Alejandro King, January 18, 2012

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John Alejandro King

When the people demand the truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that those in power are being untruthful?

John Alejandro King, January 17, 2012

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John Alejandro King

WWCIAD?

John Alejandro King, January 13, 2012

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John Alejandro King

Secret 18.291.906. If it's worth dying for, it's worth whying for.

John Alejandro King, January 12, 2012

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John Alejandro King

Science is not an exact science.

John Alejandro King, January 11, 2012

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John Alejandro King

Falling down doesn't make you a failure, being a failure makes you fall down.

John Alejandro King, January 10, 2012

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John Alejandro King

Let your conscience be your slide.

John Alejandro King, January 8, 2012

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John Alejandro King

Remember, every motherf***er is some f***ermother's child.

John Alejandro King, January 6, 2012

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It's not whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game.

John Alejandro King, January 5, 2012

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John Alejandro King

An important benefit of miniaturization in computer technology is that even people with limited physical strength can now throw a computer out a window.

John Alejandro King, January 4, 2012

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The on-ramp to heaven is paved with morally ambiguous intentions.

John Alejandro King, January 3, 2012

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John Alejandro King

When we talk about putting the fear of God in our enemies, we mean making them fear the same stuff God does, right?

John Alejandro King, December 27, 2011

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An example of onomatopoeia in sign language is the word 'fidgeting.'

John Alejandro King, December 28, 2011

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In order to decrypt our COMINT, I need COMINT about our decryption.

John Alejandro King, December 29, 2011

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There's something to be said for there being nothing to be said for something.

John Alejandro King, December 30, 2011

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