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Secret 0.761. If it can be prepared for, it isn't the worst. |
category: humor | comment | added 7 days ago
As long as there's an i in 'deity,' I really don't care how you spell 'team.' |
category: humor | comment | added 7 days ago
Whoever said "The careful application of terror is also a form of communication," was completing a chiasmus. |
category: humor | comment | added 7 days ago
When the people demand the truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that those in power are being untruthful? |
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Secret 18.291.906. If it's worth dying for, it's worth whying for. |
category: humor | comment | added 14 days ago
Science is not an exact science. |
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Falling down doesn't make you a failure, being a failure makes you fall down. |
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Let your conscience be your slide. |
category: humor | comment | added 14 days ago
Remember, every motherf***er is some f***ermother's child. |
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It's not whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game. |
category: humor | comment | added 21 days ago
An important benefit of miniaturization in computer technology is that even people with limited physical strength can now throw a computer out a window. |
category: humor | comment | added 21 days ago
The on-ramp to heaven is paved with morally ambiguous intentions. |
category: humor | comment | added 21 days ago
When we talk about putting the fear of God in our enemies, we mean making them fear the same stuff God does, right? |
category: humor | 1 comment | added 4 weeks ago
An example of onomatopoeia in sign language is the word 'fidgeting.' |
category: humor | comment | added 4 weeks ago
In order to decrypt our COMINT, I need COMINT about our decryption. |
category: humor | comment | added 4 weeks ago
There's something to be said for there being nothing to be said for something. |
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